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Welcome to the 2006 Para-Comedy Page
Cheers to a entertaining and funny year as we get back on
track into the unknown!   1.
One of the Benefits of being a PGS Investigator is that
you get to celebrate the holidays six feet under and
still live to tell about it. (Christmas Cemetery)
 2.
I told you that I would discover a prehistoric beast Rick
#1 Renowned Cryptozoologist! (Christmas Jungle
Adventures)  3.
They do not call me bad Santa For Nothing!! (Fort
Christmas)  4.
Jason its not where's the beef its where's the beer?
(Fort Christmas)  5.
One of the benefits of investigating is that you get free
fruit when you need energy so join on up and have a taste
of PGS! (Christmas Pioneer Village)  6.
The town of Christmas had gotten its name from one crazy
PGS Founder. (Christmas Pioneer Village)
 7.
PGS were honestly not over the hill! (Christmas Pioneer
Village)  8.Take
a ride with PGS will get you there! (Fort Christmas)
 9.
Will make you piss puddles....PGS catching you with your
pants down for four years now! (Palm Cemetery)
10. Glenhaven Memorial Cemetery
burial service! (Glenhaven Cemetery)  11.
Get down and get dirty join us for the graveyard shift!
(Palm Cemetery)  12.
I never seen an investigator so enthusiastic in my life!
(Palm Cemetery)  13.
Jason Nose that there are no ghost surrounding this
statue! (Glenhaven Cemetery)  14.
The man with the biggest gun gets the most paranormal
action PGS (We Got Big Toys)! (Palm Cemetery)
 15.
Need a push join The Paranormal & Ghost Society? We
will be more then happy to show you how its done when
push comes to shove! (Dinky Docks At Rollins College)
 16.
We will get dirty on all fours just for you every
investigation is a wild adventure. (Pineywood
Cemetery)  17.
Are you scared? Ready....Set.....Go to the car fast!
(Palm Cemetery)  18.
Ever see the movie Stigmata? Well this is the real thing!
(Glenhaven Cemetery)  19.
We really get involved in our cemetery investigations!
(Glenhaven Cemetery)    20.
PGS Dry Cleaning & Laundry Service (We will take good
care of your paranormal attire contact us for details)
 21.Jason
will be more then happy to guide our new team members
into the hell mouth. (Paisley Forest)  22.
Let us influence you to join our team and find out about
our ghostly benefits package for our platinum
investigators! (Paisley Forest)  23. Its okay Ariel another 7
miles back to the car! (Silver River State Park &
Pioneer Village)  24. WATCH as Jason reaches out to the
spirits wishing for an ice cold beer. (Silver River
State Park & Pioneer Village)  25. Now watch as he is calling for
them! (Silver River State Park & Pioneer
Village)  26. Finally watch as the spirits do
not grant him his ice cold beer so he says ehhhh piss on
them! (Silver River State Park & Pioneer
Village)  26. We got some serious crank going on
here! (Silver River State Park & Pioneer
Village)  27.
PGS still pumping hard 4 years later! (Silver River
State Park & Pioneer Village)  28. See no evil....do no evil....hear
no evil! (Silver River State Park & Pioneer
Village)  29. See some evil....do some
evil.....and hear some evil! (Silver River State
Park & Pioneer Village)  30.Jason
giving it his best shot! (Bok Tower)  31. 2006 Annual PGS Javelin
Tournament. (Wisconsin House)  32. PGS getting all up and in your
drawers! (Wisconsin House)  33. Its a pleasure to investigate for
our team! (Spring Garden Home)  34. Damn vandals doing our dirty work
for us thanks guys! (Spring Garden Home)
 35.
Having a bad day? Must mean your not a member of our
awesome team! (Bonnie Springs)  36.
PGS owns the biggest cock of all we will stand at
attention for you! (Bonnie Springs)  37.
Oh so this is why I investigate by myself half of the
time! (Bonnie Springs)  38.
A founder of many looks! (Bonnie Springs)
 39.
PGS....come on out and ride with us! (Bonnie Springs)
 40.
PGS camel riding..... amazing how .25 cents can bring us
all together!! (Bonnie Springs)  41.
Now this is what I call a hot investigation? (Las Vegas
Mandalay Bay)  42.
If you build it they will come! (Wiccademonous Grave)
 43.
Hey looks its the jackelope and they say it does not
exist! (Kingsley Plantation)  44.
And...he says victory is mine as he reached the top of
the scaffold. PGS means achievement! (Kingsley
Plantation)  45. Want to know our secret? Jason
does his dance and I capture the ghost! (Wiccademonous
Grave. A. B. C. D.
46. A. Jason
Arrives by Train all aboard with PGS B. Jason
sends out the welcome flag he is excited to arrive at the
jail. C. Jason even gets more excited and
pisses himself D. I throw Jason in jail now how will he
keep himself contained? (Old Nassau County Jail)
 47.
Jason expresses his undying love for PGS how freaking
romantic! (Kingsley Plantation)  48.
Join our team and let us bring out the beast from within!
(Wiccademonous Grave)  49. Maybe instead of calling me Lord
Rick you could address me as Dr Love and what I love
doing is examining holes while out investigating!
(Kingsley Plantation)  50.
Now This is what I call PGS fishing looks like she caught
a big roll! (Brick City Quarry)  51.
Trust me Carol I closed my eyes did not see a thing you
can put the camera down! (Brick City Quarry)
52. Do you
think I got the job....? PGS natural talented actors at
your service! (Shoe String Theatre) 75. And....here you thought you were having a bad day like I said the life of a Ghostbuster is a lonely one! (Lake Woodruff)
76. Its not miller time its PGS time just ask Jason! (Long Cemetery)
77. Our investigators are unselfish as you can see Jason was hungry and decided I was worthy of his animal crap! PGS survivors of the wild! (Long Cemetery)
78. I heard the Bauer house has full working electricity for your investigating pleasure however Jason wanted to turn on the gas! (Bauer House)
79. This is better then my ex-girlfriends fake prosthetic breast come join PGS and help me seek out thrills and chills! (Bauer House)
80. Hey look its PGS investigator weight training...... classes are every Sunday night at midnight at the Bauer House! Get strong with PGS! (Bauer House)
81. The question is that I have..Is Jason running from the Coast Guard or he is so scared he is about to crap his pants? (Smyrna Dunes Park)
82. You cannot possibly lose by joining The Paranormal & Ghost Society's team! (Smyrna Dunes Beach)
83.. Sorry ladies I almost had you fooled their for a minute this is PGS we carry our equipment well! (Smyrna Dunes Park)
84. If the coast guard only knew what was going on in my head when I launched this baby! (Smyrna Dunes Beach)
85. What the hell the 4th of July is only 2 days away and were on a desolate beach nobody will know a thing! (Smyrna Dunes Beach)
86. This is PGS we make our own rules here! (Smyrna Dunes Park)
87. The ghost of Flagship Harbor is said to be big, hairy and almost bald can you find who it is? Oh wait I have my paranormal creaures confused its Bigfoot! (Flagship Harbor)
88. This is an investigator that accepts no Defeat and either will you once you join one of the best paranormal teams in the country! (Flagship Harbor)
89. Primitive PGS investigating.... cavemen of our organizations future! (Flagship Harbor)
90. Our rule is always drink alot of fluids while investigating to prevent dehydration! (Granada Park)
91. UMMM Hey Jason? Where did those left over fireworks go from the group party go???
92.. PGS offers joint partnerships to all our members! (Old Salt Park)
93. Your #1 PGS Investigators Fishing for the truth!! (Old Salt Park & Flagler Beach)
94. We will do what it takes to fish for a story! (Old Salt Park & Flagler Beach)
95. Can you feel the excitement of The Paranormal & Ghost Society? (Granada Pier)
96. The park currently opens at 4:20 and closes at 4:20 courtesy of the Paranormal & Ghost Society! (Gamble Rogers State Park)
97. PGS wall cleaning service contact us for your pressure washing today! (Gamble Rogers State Park)
98. Jason steam rolling right over many investigations for PGS! (420 House)
99. They do no call it the Graves House for nothing!
100. They set up the hoop and gave us the basketball cause they were expecting PGS!! (Graves House)
101. And the
rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
102. We have some very relaxing investigations "Jason Says Quote This Is The Life" (Graves House)
103. PGS 4wheeling! (Graves House)
104. I told you PGS were treasure hunters! (Graves House)
105.Nice to MEAT you from Jason! (Nicol House)
106. PGS pharmaceutical benefits! (Nicol House)
107. PGS Summer Haunted Golf Tournament! (Nicol House)
108. Extreme PGS Investigator training! (Nicol House)
109. Its not what it looks like really lol (Wayside Park)
110. PGS the real phantoms of the opera! (White House)
111. Jason's PGS Homemade Ecto containment unit showing you we are the real Ghostbusters! (The White House)
112. Your godfathers of the paranormal join us we are goodfellas!! (The White House)
113. Jason Says: Ghostbusters can we help you!! PGS working hard at our main office! (The Rose House)
114. Your founder bringing in the holiday season early every Saturday is a celebration! (Holiday House)
115. PGS
always obeys all rules and conduct no matter how tempting
it might be! (Ponce Inlet Lighthouse)
116. Hey look its a Speer Park reenactment "PGS" reliving history!
117. And...the good Lord Said...Let Their Be Ghosts (Osceola Memory Gardens)
118. “In everything give thanks….” I Thessalonians 5:18 (Osceola Memory Gardens)
119.“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.” Psalm 23:1 (Shingle Creek Cemetery)
120.“This is the day that God has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.” Psalm 118:24 (Prince House)
121.I tell
you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I
have been doing. He will do even greater things than
these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do
whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring
glory to the Father.
122. PGS Dish Network bringing you great paranormal reception for 5 years! (Shingle Creek Plantation)
123.They say the eyes of a man tells a story what story are you gathering from Jason's? (Shingle Creek Plantation)
123. Reach out and touch someone drops us a line and find out how today special rates may apply! (Rose Hill Cemetery)
124. Hey what can I say accidents happen! (Kinzua Heights)
127. Jim Says "PGS ROCKS" second thought he yells out into the woods its great to be alive ::See Above::!(Hermit's Den)
125. Denny's favorite saying caught on camera!! (Clarendon Hills)
126. In Kinzua country ANYTHING is possible!! (Chapman Dam)
127. The Patterson Bigfoot Hoax Recreated in the FL backwoods ...see him run...see him climb...see him battle the harsh Florida woods (Three Lakes Prairie)
128. The PGS make a wish foundation just in time for the holidays some wished for the moon and they got it! (Kenansville Ghost Town)
129. Rick investigating a haunted well looks like a nice hundred feet down no flash photography please!! (Ghost town of Kenansville)
130. A disloyal member said to our group please do not make fun of Florida he said we are cultural people well my friend if you cannot beat them join them eh? Now will you be loyal to our group? (Kenansville)
131. Look at this butthead sleeping during the investigation shame on you I told you to stay away from that toxic barrel we found! (Bull Creek Off Roading)
132. Like Our New T-shirts for our outings I ordered them last week? (Strawn Packing Plant)
133.Feel free boys and girls to send out your letters to Santa we have a new PO Box or should I say Pissed Off Box cause lately its its a lil empty this Christmas lol! (Strawn Packing Plant)
134.When do we actually follow directions think about it? (Strawn Packing Plant)
135.PGS will get you hooked! (Strawn Packing Plant)
136. What can I say PGS is a safe group! (Strawn Packing Plant)
137. We are a pretty thorough group every hole we come across counts! (Strawn Packing Plant)
138. Hey boys and girls I told you PGS has their own special workshop let us make your paranormal dreams come true!! (Strawn Packing Plant)
139. Hurry up UER make sure why your busy trying to stalk, harass, and threaten PGS you also notify the FBF so you can collect your 100 dollar reward this Christmas to go towards buying yourself a life!! (Strawn Packing Plant)
140.A PGS Xmas (Beulah Cemetery)
141. This is the only investigator I ever seen smile when spraining their ankle in all the years I been doing this! (Welaka Forest)
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