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Welcome to the 2007 Para-Comedy Page Last year we
have over 150 funny comical events since this is my last year in Florida lets
make it a entertaining year full of fun memorable events!
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1. Using both of my holiday gifts to the fullest in the
beginning of a new year! (Split Oak Forest)
2. Its harvest time at Split Oak Forest (Split Oak
Forest)
3.PGS neck warmers get yours today after I go and cut
it down! (Split Oak Forest)
4. Being stranded has never been more fun in Orlando to
Andrew he thought he just won the PGS lottery!
5.What can I say the devil made him do it! (Devils
Millhopper)
6. What can I say I am a devil! (Devils Millhopper)
7. PGS investigators are well hung! (Haile Plantation)
8.Andrew was proud to boast that the combination of corn nuts
and mountain dew make a wonderful mixture which scares away any beastie. (Haile
Plantation)
9.This ought to keep them demons out of my head! (Haile
Plantation)
10. Even the smallest feats can be defeated by the
biggest persons.......once upon a journey their was this massive gate all
covered with barbed wire, rusty and fierce. One of our greatest investigators of
all time said he would conquer it so he grabbed the barbed wire hurting his hand
hopping it only to loose his balance and crush his mighty balls making it
impossible for him to ever procreate again. Making a face of agony his pants had
ripped and eventually he fell completely over on the other side and so the great
gate of the Rawlings farm was conquered! "The End"
11. Now according to Andrew this is the life....
paranormal investigating, smoking and even golfing you cannot ask for more! You
will never have it as good as you do but with PGS (Rawlings Park)
12.PGS head protector! (Rawlings Farm)
13. I really hate being cooped up! (Rawlings Farm)
14.You would celebrate too if you were lost on the
jungle trail, had a UFO fly directly over your head, and a ghost chasing you
around a farm house! (Rawlings House)
15.Stealth is Andrew's secret to ghostbusting! (Owl
Island)
16.PGS bringing out the beast within and this is only
his fourth month? (Owl Island)
17.Come on guys cheer up I know you almost got eaten
its not all that bad only 3 miles of rowing back home!
18.The plague of owl island!! (Owl Island Mound)
19.I think Jason just found paradise all he needs is a
drinking fountain and restroom and he is good for months on end Cya buddy we are
leaving you stranded lol! (Owl Island)
20. Really I am going up cant you see my finger and
where its pointing? (Owl Island)
21.Hey man almost losing your life on Owl Island can
put a few years stress on you just ask Jason (Owl Island)
22. Who would ever know that you could get a hot shower
in the middle of nowhere! (Owl Island)
23. PGS Archaeological expedition using all our tools
for inspection of an owl totem pole!
24.Like I said CURSE just see above #18 sometimes if
you cannot beat them then you join them! (Owl Island)
25.We made our peace offering have you? My house is
still standing is yours near owl Island? (Owl Island)
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