Welcome to the 2007 Para-Comedy Page Last year we have over 150 funny comical events since this is my last year in Florida lets make it a entertaining year full of fun memorable events!

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1. Using both of my holiday gifts to the fullest in the beginning of a new year! (Split Oak Forest)

 

 

2. Its harvest time at Split Oak Forest (Split Oak Forest)

 

3.PGS neck warmers get yours today after I go and cut it down! (Split Oak Forest)

 

4. Being stranded has never been more fun in Orlando to Andrew he thought he just won the PGS lottery!  

 

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5.What can I say the devil made him do it! (Devils Millhopper)

 

6. What can I say I am a devil! (Devils Millhopper)

 

7. PGS investigators are well hung! (Haile Plantation)

 

8.Andrew was proud to boast that the combination of corn nuts and mountain dew make a wonderful mixture which scares away any beastie. (Haile Plantation) 

 

9.This ought to keep them demons out of my head! (Haile Plantation)

 

10. Even the smallest feats can be defeated by the biggest persons.......once upon a journey their was this massive gate all covered with barbed wire, rusty and fierce. One of our greatest investigators of all time said he would conquer it so he grabbed the barbed wire hurting his hand hopping it only to loose his balance and crush his mighty balls making it impossible for him to ever procreate again. Making a face of agony his pants had ripped and eventually he fell completely over on the other side and so the great gate of the Rawlings farm was conquered! "The End"

 

11. Now according to Andrew this is the life.... paranormal investigating, smoking and even golfing you cannot ask for more! You will never have it as good as you do but with PGS (Rawlings Park)

 

12.PGS head protector! (Rawlings Farm)

 

13. I really hate being cooped up! (Rawlings Farm)

 

14.You would celebrate too if you were lost on the jungle trail, had a UFO fly directly over your head, and a ghost chasing you around a farm house! (Rawlings House)

 

15.Stealth is Andrew's secret to ghostbusting! (Owl Island)

 

16.PGS bringing out the beast within and this is only his fourth month? (Owl Island)

 

17.Come on guys cheer up I know you almost got eaten its not all that bad only 3 miles of rowing back home!

 

18.The plague of owl island!! (Owl Island Mound)

 

 

19.I think Jason just found paradise all he needs is a drinking fountain and restroom and he is good for months on end Cya buddy we are leaving you stranded lol! (Owl Island)

 

20. Really I am going up cant you see my finger and where its pointing? (Owl Island)

 

21.Hey man almost losing your life on Owl Island can put a few years stress on you just ask Jason (Owl Island)

 

22. Who would ever know that you could get a hot shower in the middle of nowhere! (Owl Island)

 

23. PGS Archaeological expedition using all our tools for inspection of an owl totem pole!

 

24.Like I said CURSE just see above #18 sometimes if you cannot beat them then you join them! (Owl Island)

 

 

25.We made our peace offering have you? My house is still standing is yours near owl Island? (Owl Island)

 

26.Lord Rick taking on Gator Joe the legendary beast  Ma Barker tried to hunt down! (Ma Barkers Hideaway)

 

27.PGS Volleyball Tournament we have the ball to prove it. (Ma Barker Hideaway)

 

28.We have a very friendly team to a point were almost scary! (Lake Eaton Sinkhole)

 

29.Andrew freshly watering the seeds he just planted in the woods were bred to harvest! (Lake Eaton Trail)

 

30.Sometimes life throws you a bone now and then! (Lake Eaton)

 

31.Hey Andrew heard the bathrooms are haunted why don't you go check it out? (Pleasant Hill Cemetery)

 

32.Meet BenDover our newest member of the team now this is what I call true friendship!!

 

33. And...just think the investigation in NJ had only just begun! (Overbrook)

 

34. You can clearly tell he has been living down south for way to long! (Pyramid Mountain)

 

35. Always wanted to know what it feels like to be Atlas. (Pyramid Mountain)

 

36.Acting cool doesn't matter when you are visiting one of the most ancient sites in NJ or to some it does! "Adam: That guy Rick is taking all my credit and stealing from me lmao" (Pyramid Mountain) 

 

37.As Adam quoted to me investigating is all about pleasure and fun!! (Hibernia)

 

38.PGS Jersey Devil Watchtower ! (Blue Hole)

 

39.Boys & Girls never take a ride from strangers!! (Blue Hole)

 

40. Adam found the devils toilet and was fully probing it with urine samples! (Blue Hole)

 

41. Serves him right the perfect sentence for disobedient investigators. (Smithville)

 

42. PGS celebrating a haunting investigation. (The Doll House)

 

43. PGS's whole new meaning to popping a boner! (Lake Dexter)

 

44. Jason's version of PGS tractor infiltration! (Lake Dexter)

 

 

45. Look at what was captured and weighed in at the hunt station. (Lake Dexter)

 

46. PGS discovering the Florida Skunk Ape now do we actually get some media attention? (Fort Butler)

 

     

47. There is an old saying that you can tell alot about man by his shoes!!! (Fort Butler)

 

 

48. Jason has decided that ghostbusting is not for him so he has decided instead to become a ghost plumber. (Old Sanford Police Department)

 

49.Step right up to our annual haunted Dart Tournament where you are the bull's-eye and we use nothing but ghost darts. (Old Sanford Police Department)

 

50. Lord Rick Haunted Police Department Restoration Project! (Old Sanford Police Department)

 

51. PGS has one the best mediums in the business....I never knew Jason was a psychic photographic proof like you never seen before! (Old Sanford Police Department)

 

52. Someday they will make cardboard cut outs of me just like my pal Ed! (Coral Castle)

 

53. This tub is only big enough for the one of us according to the little guy  lol (Coral Castle)

 

54. Chocolate Milk does a paranormal founder good! ::::Commercial Proceeds Go To PGS::: (Coral Castle)

 

 

 

55. FREEZE Paranormal & Ghost Society Security Haunted Task Force (Williams House)

 

56. I bet you didn't know the PGS team goes water sliding on our investigations! (West Orange Trail)

 

57. Walt Disney's Animal Kingdom Loves Me. 

 

 

58. Lord Rick's favorite Animal Kingdom Character of all Poke A Hontas Yummy... keep up the good work kids! 

 

 

60. What's wrong with being stoned while beating to a little reggae music? (Disney's Animal Kingdom)

 

61. As the old saying goes you win some you lose some! (Disney's Animal Kingdom)

 

62. Daddy, your driving sucks on the Dinosaur ride and I almost was eaten because of you by Trex! (Disney's Animal Kingdom)

 

 

63. What a perfect time to sit down and learn all about the animal kingdom! 

 

64. Whoever said that Paranormal Investigating doesn't require bending over to get it done? (Lake Wales Cemetery)

 

65. Ha Ha You Rent A Cops  Wont Catch Me Lord Rick's Great Escape (Maximo Park Vicinity)

 

   

66. Reasons why Lord Rick LOVES MGM psst series is almost complete see further above! (MGM Hollywood Studios)

 

67. Who wouldn't want to be stuck on the tower of terror with me? (MGM Hollywood Studios)

 

68. I nose what I am doing and I nose how to be a good paranormal investigator and I nose that you know you been in Florida to like when you talk like this!  (MGM Hollywood Studios)

 

69. First it was the time machine where the Trex at the Animal Kingdom almost ate him now its my fault for taking him into the Twilight Zone where he dropped 13 stories  will he ever forgive me? " I made up for it and took him to Jedi Training School" (MGM Hollywood Studios)

 

70.  I am often called by some AngelOfThyNight and now you know why its not the mask that makes the man its the man that makes the mask! (Nombre De Dios)

 

72. Dear Lord Rick I Pray To Thee Self For Real Paranormal Investigators To HELP Me, New Paranormal Equipment Not Beat Up Shit, Members Who Care, Death Penalty To All Those Who Steal From This Organization and Gas Prices To Go Down...Oh and If Possible One More Thing Would Be Nice..... A Hot She Devil  So We Can Have Sex On  The Rustic Alter The Site Where The Biggest Catholic Conspiracy Began In The United States And Has Yet To Be Foretold! "AngelOfThyNight Is An Honest Sinner Shhhhhhh"  (Nombre De Dios=The First Site In The Country Where The Native Americans Had Jesus, Mary & Joseph Forced Upon Them)

 

 

73. What can I say he is a roller coaster junkie! (Thunder Mountain Disney World)

 

74. First it was the animal kingdom then it was MGM now its the rain at Disney World & Guess Who Is At Fault? 

 

 

75. Reasons why Lord Rick Loves Walt Disney World Ding Ding Ding I think We Have A Winner Gentlemen See # 58 #59 and #66 and cast your votes today! Pssst wouldn't you wish I went to Disney World More Often? 

 

   

76. Walt Disney World Where Dreams Come True & Do Not Worry About How I Pulled It Off Just Know That I Did lol 

 

77. Got Milk? PGS proud sponsor of chocolate milk doesn't get any fresher then this...see #54 above! (Providence Cemetery)

 

78. The Joys Of EVP lol.... Click Here: The Ghost Of Chinsegut Manor

 

 

79. Which side of the fence will you be on when PGS comes to a haunt near you?  To be a Zombie Or Not To Be A Zombie that is the question of a true paranormal investigator! (Rogers Xmas House)

 

80. The Paranormal & Ghost Society's New Sleigh And The Song Goes Like This....Here Comes Lord Rick Claus Spooking All The Way....Driving You All  Insane....Here Comes Lord Rick Claus Showing Off His New Sleigh....Wishing To Lick All You Ladies On Christmas Day In My Hot Paranormal Sleigh! (Rogers Xmas House)

 

81. Rainbow Springs found the right man for the job come on ladies Santa Claus is wanting to hear your wishes come sit on my lap lol

 

82. The good Lord brings you great paranormal investigations, party favors and love lol

 

 

83. Whether you believe it or not I did make Cedar Key news in odd occurrences just ask the tavern that said they seen Santa Claus!

 

84. How will all the good little PGS members get their presents if I am trapped....see that is why the updates take so long I get locked away lol (Rainbow Springs)

 

85. He thinks nobody is watching him but give the kid a mask and he will climb walls, poles, and even rides. 

 

86. This completes the trilogy hahaha the great legs of Universal Studios Florida......I am soooo bad! Enjoy Guys!

 

87. Watch and learn what it takes to be a great explorer lol everything you see is incidental I swear it man but watch as The Lord gets caught in the act! (Universal Studios)

 

 

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