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Welcome to the 2006 Para-Comedy Page Cheers
to a entertaining and funny year as we get back on track into the unknown!
1. One of the Benefits of being a PGS Investigator is
that you get to celebrate the holidays six feet under and still live to tell
about it. (Christmas Cemetery)
2. I told you that I would discover a prehistoric beast
Rick #1 Renowned Cryptozoologist! (Christmas Jungle Adventures)
3. They do not call me bad Santa For Nothing!! (Fort
Christmas)
4. Jason its not where's the beef its where's the beer?
(Fort Christmas)
5. One of the benefits of investigating is that you get
free fruit when you need energy so join on up and have a taste of PGS!
(Christmas Pioneer Village)
6. The town of Christmas had gotten its name from one
crazy PGS Founder. (Christmas Pioneer Village)
7. PGS were honestly not over the hill! (Christmas
Pioneer Village)
8.Take a ride with PGS will get you there! (Fort
Christmas)
9. Will make you piss puddles....PGS catching you with
your pants down for four years now! (Palm Cemetery)
10. Glenhaven Memorial Cemetery burial service! (Glenhaven
Cemetery)
11. Get down and get dirty join us for the graveyard
shift! (Palm Cemetery)
12. I never seen an investigator so enthusiastic in my
life! (Palm Cemetery)
13. Jason Nose that there are no ghost surrounding this
statue! (Glenhaven Cemetery)
14. The man with the biggest gun gets the most
paranormal action PGS (We Got Big Toys)! (Palm Cemetery)
15. Need a push join The Paranormal & Ghost
Society? We will be more then happy to show you how its done when push comes to
shove! (Dinky Docks At Rollins College)
16. We will get dirty on all fours just for you every
investigation is a wild adventure. (Pineywood Cemetery)
17. Are you scared? Ready....Set.....Go to the car
fast! (Palm Cemetery)
18. Ever see the movie Stigmata? Well this is the real
thing! (Glenhaven Cemetery)
19. We really get involved in our cemetery
investigations! (Glenhaven Cemetery)
20. PGS Dry Cleaning & Laundry Service (We will
take good care of your paranormal attire contact us for details)
21.Jason will be more then happy to guide our new team
members into the hell mouth. (Paisley Forest)
22. Let us influence you to join our team and find out
about our ghostly benefits package for our platinum investigators! (Paisley
Forest)
23. Its okay Ariel another 7 miles back to the
car! (Silver River State Park & Pioneer Village)
24. WATCH as Jason reaches out to the spirits wishing
for an ice cold beer. (Silver River State Park & Pioneer Village)
25. Now watch as he is calling for them! (Silver
River State Park & Pioneer Village)
26. Finally watch as the spirits do not grant him his
ice cold beer so he says ehhhh piss on them! (Silver
River State Park & Pioneer Village)
26. We got some serious crank going on here!
(Silver River State Park & Pioneer Village)
27. PGS still pumping hard 4 years later! (Silver
River State Park & Pioneer Village)
28. See no evil....do no evil....hear no evil!
(Silver River State Park & Pioneer Village)
29. See some evil....do some evil.....and hear some
evil! (Silver River State Park & Pioneer Village)
30.Jason giving it his best shot! (Bok Tower)
31. 2006 Annual PGS Javelin Tournament. (Wisconsin
House)
32. PGS getting all up and in your drawers! (Wisconsin
House)
33. Its a pleasure to investigate for our team! (Spring
Garden Home)
34. Damn vandals doing our dirty work for us thanks
guys! (Spring Garden Home)
35. Having a bad day? Must mean your not a member of
our awesome team! (Bonnie Springs)
36. PGS owns the biggest cock of all we will stand at
attention for you! (Bonnie Springs)
37. Oh so this is why I investigate by myself half of
the time! (Bonnie Springs)
38. A founder of many looks! (Bonnie Springs)
39. PGS....come on out and ride with us! (Bonnie
Springs)
40. PGS camel riding..... amazing how .25 cents can
bring us all together!! (Bonnie Springs)
41. Now this is what I call a hot investigation? (Las
Vegas Mandalay Bay)
42. If you build it they will come! (Wiccademonous
Grave)
43. Hey looks its the jackelope and they say it does
not exist! (Kingsley Plantation)
44. And...he says victory is mine as he reached the top
of the scaffold. PGS means achievement! (Kingsley Plantation)
45. Want to know our secret? Jason does his dance and I
capture the ghost! (Wiccademonous Grave.
46. A. Jason
Arrives by Train all aboard with PGS B. Jason
sends out the welcome flag he is excited to arrive at the jail. C.
Jason even gets more excited and pisses himself D.
I throw Jason in jail now how will he keep himself contained? (Old Nassau County
Jail)
47. Jason expresses his undying love for PGS how
freaking romantic! (Kingsley Plantation)
48. Join our team and let us bring out the beast from
within! (Wiccademonous Grave)
49. Maybe instead of calling me Lord Rick you could
address me as Dr Love and what I love doing is examining holes while out
investigating! (Kingsley Plantation)
50. Now This is what I call PGS fishing looks like she
caught a big roll! (Brick City Quarry)
51. Trust me Carol I closed my eyes did not see a thing
you can put the camera down! (Brick City Quarry)
52. Do you think I got the job....? PGS natural talented actors at your service! (Shoe String Theatre)
53. PGS we know how to use our equipment! (Asa Gray
Park)
54. What? Cant you see I am focusing here? Is there a
problem? PGS means Privacy Gone Sour! (Asa Gray Park)
55. Join us as we print our first addition of PGS
Playboy Bunnies! (Detwiler Cemetery)
56. Silly Wabbit Tricks Are For PGS Investigators! (Detwiler
Park & Cemetery)
57. PGS we give a good lay! (New Smyrna Beach)
58. Yeah so the hell what if I am Peter Cotton Mouth I
can do what I want! (New Smyrna At The Beach)
59. PGS incognito bunny ghost hunting at its best! (Detwiler
Park & Cemetery)
60. I 'm to sexy for my ghost too sexy for my beach so
sexy it hurts. I'm too sexy for My members to sexy for my members. I 'm a bunny
you know what I mean. And I do my little climb on the sand dune. Yeah on the
sand dune on the sand dune yeah. I'm to sexy for my bunny ears to sexy for my
ex-girlfriend too sexy for female Sasquatch! I am a paranormal
investigator you know what I mean I shake my ass which is nice and lean! (New
Smyrna Beach)
61. PGS follows all guidelines pertaining to
investigations! (Tuscawilla Park)
62. BIG kids at heart!!!! (Tuscawilla Park)
63. Hey what do you know I got a hole in one or is it a
one in the hole? (Tuscawilla Park)
64. Who needs a team of investigators when you have the
man from the movie "My Giant" (Yearling Trail)
65. You are not alone they are watching you! (Yearling
Trail)
66. Its O'Doul's I swear it!!! (Silver Glen Springs)
67. Well it is a park isn't it? (Astor Cemetery)
68. Meet your new forest ranger here is my rules...do
not leave your fires burning have a few females to keep you warm in the woods
and free Heineken on the house by PGS! (Silver Glen Springs)
69. What do you get when you drive 9 hours, have an
exgf that worked you to the bone, and were drained by a zillion ghost at Sloss furnaces?
Answer: Anyway Out! (Sloss Furnaces)
70. Sometimes we really get INTO our investigations!!
(Heart Of Dixie Railroad)
71. PGS Moonlight Tanning! (Braddock Cemetery)
72. Some investigators cause a stink no matter where we
investigate. (Lake Woodruff)
73. Are you going my way? (Braddock Cemetery)
74. Yep you can tell its been a long time since
we have had any investigators at this point for Jason anybody or should I say
anything will due! (Braddock Cemetery)
75. And....here you thought you were having a bad day like I said the life of a Ghostbuster is a lonely one! (Lake Woodruff) 76. Its not miller time its PGS time just ask Jason! (Long Cemetery) 77. Our investigators are unselfish as you can see Jason was hungry and decided I was worthy of his animal crap! PGS survivors of the wild! (Long Cemetery) 78. I heard the Bauer house has full working electricity for your investigating pleasure however Jason wanted to turn on the gas! (Bauer House) 79. This is better then my ex-girlfriends fake prosthetic breast come join PGS and help me seek out thrills and chills! (Bauer House) 80. Hey look its PGS investigator weight training...... classes are every Sunday night at midnight at the Bauer House! Get strong with PGS! (Bauer House) 81. The question is that I have..Is Jason running from the Coast Guard or he is so scared he is about to crap his pants? (Smyrna Dunes Park) 82. You cannot possibly lose by joining The Paranormal & Ghost Society's team! (Smyrna Dunes Beach) 83.. Sorry ladies I almost had you fooled their for a minute this is PGS we carry our equipment well! (Smyrna Dunes Park) 84. If the coast guard only knew what was going on in my head when I launched this baby! (Smyrna Dunes Beach) 85. What the hell the 4th of July is only 2 days away and were on a desolate beach nobody will know a thing! (Smyrna Dunes Beach) 86. This is PGS we make our own rules here! (Smyrna Dunes Park) 87. The ghost of Flagship Harbor is said to be big, hairy and almost bald can you find who it is? Oh wait I have my paranormal creaures confused its Bigfoot! (Flagship Harbor) 88. This is an investigator that accepts no Defeat and either will you once you join one of the best paranormal teams in the country! (Flagship Harbor) 89. Primitive PGS investigating.... cavemen of our organizations future! (Flagship Harbor) 90. Our rule is always drink alot of fluids while investigating to prevent dehydration! (Granada Park) 91. UMMM Hey Jason? Where did those left over fireworks go from the group party go??? 92.. PGS offers joint partnerships to all our members! (Old Salt Park) 93. Your #1 PGS Investigators Fishing for the truth!! (Old Salt Park & Flagler Beach) 94. We will do what it takes to fish for a story! (Old Salt Park & Flagler Beach) 95. Can you feel the excitement of The Paranormal & Ghost Society? (Granada Pier) 96. The park currently opens at 4:20 and closes at 4:20 courtesy of the Paranormal & Ghost Society! (Gamble Rogers State Park) 97. PGS wall cleaning service contact us for your pressure washing today! (Gamble Rogers State Park) 98. Jason steam rolling right over many investigations for PGS! (420 House) 99. They do no call it the Graves House for nothing! 100. They set up the hoop and gave us the basketball cause they were expecting PGS!! (Graves House) 101. And the rocket's red glare, the
bombs bursting in air, 102. We have some very relaxing investigations "Jason Says Quote This Is The Life" (Graves House) 103. PGS 4wheeling! (Graves House) 104. I told you PGS were treasure hunters! (Graves House) 105.Nice to MEAT you from Jason! (Nicol House) 106. PGS pharmaceutical benefits! (Nicol House) 107. PGS Summer Haunted Golf Tournament! (Nicol House) 108. Extreme PGS Investigator training! (Nicol House) 109. Its not what it looks like really lol (Wayside Park) 110. PGS the real phantoms of the opera! (White House) 111. Jason's PGS Homemade Ecto containment unit showing you we are the real Ghostbusters! (The White House) 112. Your godfathers of the paranormal join us we are goodfellas!! (The White House) 113. Jason Says: Ghostbusters can we help you!! PGS working hard at our main office! (The Rose House) 114. Your founder bringing in the holiday season early every Saturday is a celebration! (Holiday House) 115. PGS always obeys all rules and
conduct no matter how tempting it might be! (Ponce Inlet Lighthouse) 116. Hey look its a Speer Park reenactment "PGS" reliving history! 117. And...the good Lord Said...Let Their Be Ghosts (Osceola Memory Gardens) 118. “In everything give thanks….” I Thessalonians 5:18 (Osceola Memory Gardens) 119.“The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.” Psalm 23:1 (Shingle Creek Cemetery) 120.“This is the day that God has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.” Psalm 118:24 (Prince House) 121.I
tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing.
He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And
I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the
Father. 122. PGS Dish Network bringing you great paranormal reception for 5 years! (Shingle Creek Plantation) 123.They say the eyes of a man tells a story what story are you gathering from Jason's? (Shingle Creek Plantation) 123. Reach out and touch someone drops us a line and find out how today special rates may apply! (Rose Hill Cemetery) 124. Hey what can I say accidents happen! (Kinzua Heights) 127. Jim Says "PGS ROCKS" second thought he yells out into the woods its great to be alive ::See Above::!(Hermit's Den) 125. Denny's favorite saying caught on camera!! (Clarendon Hills) 126. In Kinzua country ANYTHING is possible!! (Chapman Dam) 127. The Patterson Bigfoot Hoax Recreated in the FL backwoods ...see him run...see him climb...see him battle the harsh Florida woods (Three Lakes Prairie) 128. The PGS make a wish foundation just in time for the holidays some wished for the moon and they got it! (Kenansville Ghost Town) 129. Rick investigating a haunted well looks like a nice hundred feet down no flash photography please!! (Ghost town of Kenansville) 130. A disloyal member said to our group please do not make fun of Florida he said we are cultural people well my friend if you cannot beat them join them eh? Now will you be loyal to our group? (Kenansville) 131. Look at this butthead sleeping during the investigation shame on you I told you to stay away from that toxic barrel we found! (Bull Creek Off Roading) 132. Like Our New T-shirts for our outings I ordered them last week? (Strawn Packing Plant) 133.Feel free boys and girls to send out your letters to Santa we have a new PO Box or should I say Pissed Off Box cause lately its its a lil empty this Christmas lol! (Strawn Packing Plant) 134.When do we actually follow directions think about it? (Strawn Packing Plant) 135.PGS will get you hooked! (Strawn Packing Plant) 136. What can I say PGS is a safe group! (Strawn Packing Plant) 137. We are a pretty thorough group every hole we come across counts! (Strawn Packing Plant) 138. Hey boys and girls I told you PGS has their own special workshop let us make your paranormal dreams come true!! (Strawn Packing Plant) 139. Hurry up UER make sure why your busy trying to stalk, harass, and threaten PGS you also notify the FBF so you can collect your 100 dollar reward this Christmas to go towards buying yourself a life!! (Strawn Packing Plant) 140.A PGS Xmas (Beulah Cemetery) 141. This is the only investigator I ever seen smile when spraining their ankle in all the years I been doing this! (Welaka Forest)
142. Meet Our New Remote Viewer he sleeps during the
investigation and sees the whole investigation through his dreams! (Pomona Park
Cemetery)
143. Ehhh Don't worry UER about this fiasco afterall
its just water under the bridge! (Bridge Of Lions)
144. Awww damn just when some thought they had me!!
(St. Augustine Old Jail)
145. Joining UER was the best thing a founder could
ever do.... now onto how I get inside this place lol (St. Augustine Wiles House)
146. Do you think the antlers give me away? Even
security set me free I am going to sign them up for our PGS Save A Reindeer
foundation!
147. Merry Toking Christmas From PGS! (Wekiva Springs)
148.Florida Central Toking Railroad!
149.PGS tree removal service! (Rock Springs Run &
Cavern)
150. I know you probably will not believe this but the
owner of this house is scrooge himself yes I got chased for taking these photos
lol! (Sorrento Cemetery)
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